Don’t ask me why I’m posting a picture of Animus.  I googled “Hate Monger” and this was the first picture that showed up.  If I need Marvel to help me make a point, so be it.  I just didn’t want this election to be over without me expressing my views on Proposition 8.

As a straight female with alot of homosexuals as friends, I was really saddened by this proposition supporting discrimination.  We had a customer giving one of my guys an “education” on what the Bible says about gays and marriage.  Fuck, here we go again.  I’ve talked about it many times, here, here, and here, so I’m not going there again.  All I’m gonna urge you people out there is to VOTE NO ON PROPOSTION 8.

If you really want my stance on what the Bible says about homosexuality is completely laughable, please click here.

SAY NO TO HATE AND DISCRIMINATION.  VOTE NO ON PROPOSITION 8!!!

I don’t mean to get all EMO on you people, but the headline you just read is right.  I’ve been dealing with this shit for the past three or four years and it fucking sucks.  I can’t function like normal people do.  I don’t eat right, sleep right, and feel like I have no purpose in life other than to just “exist”.   It’s strange coming at you like this when this blog is actually called, “Happy Food Girl”.

You know what’s funny is that I used to make fun of depressives.  I always thought it was just a character flaw.  I was pissed when Kurt Cobain killed himself because he was “depressed”.  I used to talk so much shit about him.  “The guy has everything! What the fuck does he have to be sad about?”  Okay, so his wife was Courtney Love, but that’s besides the point.

I don’t know what it is that triggered this or why it started, but I finally decided to do something about it.  For the past three months I’ve been taking medication and going to therapy.  So far, it’s not really working.   I think it’s because my therapist looks exactly like Edna Mode from the Incredibles, and I keep thinking she’s gonna disappear and make me a new costume or something like that.

I hate the meds, and my therapist looks at me like she can’t wait till her hour is over.  See, even this pussy has had enough:

Rude ass cat.

My computer is running slower than shit coming out of my ass when I’m heavily constipated, therefore I need something to cheer me up.  Nothing puts a smile on my face more then seeing a girlfight.  Why?  Well because they fight like guys with their eyes closed, that’s why.

In this case, it’s Lily Allen showing some French bitch what time it is, after Frenchie Poo kept calling Lily “an asshole”.  Allen retoreted by telling homegirl to say that shit to her face.  Well Lily decided to turn direction and sock the bitch, but it’s not really known if she landed a single punch.

I can’t stand Lily Allen, because she’s a rude, disgusting little pig.  (Well, what the hell does that make me than?)  However I’m on Team Lily on this one.  That French whore has a face that needs to be slapped.  She immediately reminds me of the pretty girls that used to tease me in middle school…and junior high…and high school.  Oh the pain!    Tear that bitch apart Lily Allen!

You can view the video at The Sun, but you can’t really see anything.   Where is TMZ when you need them?

Source: The Sun

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I’m tired, hungry, and therefore very cranky.  So it’s no surprise that I have my guns drawn to shoot at my favorite target, Heidi Montag. This bitch doesn’t know when to quit.  I have to give her some credit.  Her determination to murder my ears is incredible.

This dumb ass came out with a new song called Overdosin, which is about falling in love, and overdosing on their love or some shit like that. I don’t speak Heidi so I can’t understand her point. All I know is that I can sing any fucking song underwater and it would still come out better than this steaming pile of cow shit.

I wasted three minutes of my life watching this douche cock bathe in a sink at Burger King. This is what my entertainment has been reduced to. As shocking as this may seem, the video made it’s rounds on Myspace, bla bla, the health commissioner found it and fired the entire staff, bla bla, and now they are claiming that they sanitized the sink and disposed of the utensils that were used.

You know I have to tell you, that shit is nasty and I would probably never eat at another Burger King again, but if that took place and McDonalds…I’d still eat there. Why? No cornhole juice is gonna keep me away from those delicious fries and Big Macs. Yes, I’m nasty and I know this.

source: dlisted

Sorry for the lack of posts everyone.  Seems like I haven’t had much time for anything lately.  As some of you may very well know, I work at a hunting store part-time, where I get the most interesting customers that call and ask for things like this:

*ring goes the phone*

Co-Worker: How may I help you sir?

Customer: Yeah uh, ya’ll got a Weatherby .40 Glock Smith & Wesson?

Co-Worker: Sir?  Did you just ask me for a gun with three calibers?

Customer:  Yeah man, I saw one at your other store!

Another day, a woman calls, and I happen to be the lucky one to answer the phone.

Me: How can I help you?

Customer:  Yeah uh, do you sell a deuce deuce?

Me: Uh, what?

Customer:  You know, a deuce deuce?

Me:  You want a deuce deuce, or a .22?

Customer:   Well yeah, a .22 that looks like a 9mm.

Me: …

Customer: Hello?

It’s at time like this that I’m thankful California has one of the most strict gun laws.

Co-Worker:  So have you ever dated a guy that has his weiner chopped off, and than stitched back on?

Me: *blank stare* Uhm no…?

Co-Worker: I think it would be cool if they stitched it backwards. That way when I have wood I can pee at the same time.

Girlfriend:  Here’s your damn burrito (takes a bite, than gives it to him)

Co-Worker: What the fuck?  Spit that out, right now!  That was MY burrito.

So in thirty minutes it’ll be my 31st Birthday.  This is probably the first birthday I’ve had that didn’t seem important to me.  Birthdays get boring as you age. 

The Head Gossip Douchebag In Charge, Perez Hilton, finally reports something worth talking about:  Shannen Doherty is in talks of reprising her role as Brenda Walsh!  Fuck yes!   I stopped watching the show when she left.  She WAS that show.   My biggest problem was when they made Kelly and Dylan the main couple.  They got it all wrong.  It’s Brenda and Dylan forever!

Anyway, Shannen wants to know what the storyline is going to be before she jumps on board.  She reportedly also wants more money than the producers are offering.   What am I talking about, the producers should have paid a free just for asking.  This is Shannen Doherty we’re talking about after all.

I’m keeping my fingers crossed for this one.  Kill Ugly TV!  Bring Back Shannen Doherty!